You: a responsible adult in search of a new home for your well-maintained, manual-swapped, driver-quality E34 Touring...
Me: mourning the loss of his rusty-but-trusty Touring while slogging his way through a series of fabulously modern and utterly repellant rental cars...
Please, I can't take another minute of this lane-assisting, automatic-braking, incessantly beeping claptrap...