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Commercials, Youtube videos border on insanity

In a flight of fancy to promote the John Cooper Works Countryman, Mini has produced another audacious video, the sheer madness of which is enough to get any testosterone-fueled fanboy to chug a Red Bull and start scheming: click here to watch it.

On another note of mad—this one a little less fantastical, but nevertheless alarmingly

inspirational—has to do with Extreme Hooky-Bobbing; I am amazed that concerned mothers haven’t stormed the Mini factory in protest. You may click here for the sort of thing you must never, ever do. “Don’t try this at home” is WAY too mild a caution; the most daring juvenile delinquent I ever knew would surely say, “These people are plumb loco!” So please do NOT click on these links—or if you do, just don’t blame me for what they inspire. Blame Mini—or Red Bull.—Satch Carlson